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Notice my clever use of homophones.  This is the epitome of true genius.


Today my bag of dinosaur fruit snacks contained two purple tyrannosauruses, one red tyrannosaurus, one orange tyrannosaurus, one red triceratops, two red stegosauruses, and two orange tyrannosauruses.  If anyone made any money from bets placed on which dinosaurs I got in which colors, the right thing to do would be to give me a substantial portion of it.

I had my first snow day for this school year today.  This is a list of most of what I did (definitely not in chronological order).  As you can see, it was heavy with Mark.

I played 1.5 games of Scrabble against Mark and won all.  I kept score on Mark’s lazy and tolerant cat that was lying beside me.

I shoveled Mark’s driveway with his help.

Mark found that half of The Phonebook had frozen and broken off from the rest.  I’m really unsure of what to do with it now.

Mark and I froze 37¢ in ice.  My 37 cents.

I almost buried Mark in the snow.

I called my brother fat.

I ate pumpkin cheesecake.

WordPress apparently allows one to have multiple blogs with one’s account.  I assume you can see where I’m going with this…

I realize there are a lot of choices for this one.  Just like standardized tests, make sure you read each choice carefully before making your final decision.  Remember, you can only vote once, so don’t mess up!